Joe: I dunno if any of the actors were queer, but I don't recall any of the characters being queer, so they all had girlfriends. Talon: That's the whole movie! Directed by David DeCoteau, who ha produced and directed over 90 motion pictures in the past twenty-five years. All men have a curious, experimental stage in their lives. Dante: Yes, whenever I am feeling promiscuous. Just to numb the pain of seeing this film.
And this was 2003, before queer was cool. Talon: You want a quick synopsis? And then the shirtless men swim and horse around. But what I couldn't accept is their plan to kill the leeches. When a crop of doped-up athletes from the Lakecrest College swim team dive into the campus lake to blow off some steam, the bloodsucking leeches below the surface undergo a stunning transformation. And they dressed too well. When I heard the director's heartbeat, I knew exactly what was going to happen next. I'm now a DeCoteau fan and will seek out more of his work.
Joe: It made me appreciate two things. Let me take my shirt off first. Yes, I know what kind of films Dave makes for Rapid Heart. Discovering a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or watch the David DeCoteau-directed movie via subscription can be a huge pain, so we here at Moviefone want to do right by you. Want to know what the movie's about? Richard Dreyfuss, playing the grown-up Gordie, narrates the film, while Kiefer Sutherland dominates every scene he's in as a brutish high-school bully. And it's enjoyable as hell. Joe: Sometimes one leech suddenly turns into three or four.
Joe: You guys forgot that the cops came at the end. First, that women must feel like this every time they watch a film where the female leads are only there to be eye candy. This is the point where I suspended disbelief. But I didn't expect half of it being a gay soft porn film. The actors were required to shoot in a swamp for a crucial scene in the film and it was only half way through the scene that they realised how bad this idea was. Later, Doug stumbles into his dorm room, obviously in distress, and vomits a leech into the sink.
From, apparently, a few small wounds. Sean Faris, Drew Fuller, Sam Page to name a few. So why did I see it? One of the scenes, a guy goes to bed in his tight boxers with his ass propped toward the ceiling. I laughed every time a leech jumped four feet onto a victim's face and the actor was clearly holding the leech to their face. Nothing too much need to be said about the film; it is crap, crap, crap and full, full ,full of gratuitous shots of young men in the state of undressed. It lasts from age 14, until about 60. The crew is currently shooting in Lucknow and plan to complete the shoot by the first week of April.
I can't remember a single scene in the movie where a guy didn't have his shirt off, wasn't half-naked rubbing his chest and marbled abs with soap, wasn't showering with a group of guys, wasn't flexing their arms, wasn't wearing revealing shorts. Identity 2003 Identity : Malcolm Rivers has been convicted as the perpetrator of several murders and is sentenced to death. Cue the endless the slow-mo shots of sculpted guys swimming and flexing. Talon: It sucked a lot. Are you-- Dante: Yes, I am gay after watching this majestic movie. But please don't buy it. Then they'll electrify the pool, electrocuting the leeches.
Whatever he's doing, I definitely encourage him to continue! Not only does he act well, but he also sings, plays the keyboard like a pro, and dances well. Talon will now spout off five reasons you should watch the next movie we're blogging about, has the best soundtrack ever, made in the 70's and is one of our favorite bad movies, its. And then the two surviving characters, who had those flashing blue and red lights in their faces, made plans to leave the scene of multiple homicides and go sleep together. David DeCoteau deserves some sort of award for doing an entirely new kind of movie. Do you have any best worst movies to recommend? First, the acting is actually pretty good.
On how brilliant it is? DeCoteau has created his own genre here. As the film ends, a surviving swim team member, in true mad scientist fashion, is revealed to have had a hand in creating the leeches and is shown to have breeding stock left. Joe: I think the heartbeat sound was the director getting excited. And yes, I even knew this movie would be flawed. A quartet of boys, inseparable friends all, set out in search of a dead body that one of the boys overhears his brother talking about.
It's about time someone objectified men in a film the same way women have been depicted since, well, film was invented. They will draw them to the campus swimming pool by having one of the swimmers act as bait. Meanwhile, on a dark night during a torrential rainstorm in the Nevada desert, a series. And the scenes when the giant rubber leeches leap from the ground and attack are also hilarious. Find sources: — · · · · April 2019 Leeches! Finally the coach is subdued and the switch is thrown, frying the leeches.
Who wants to talk to cops anyway? This was a 90 minute barrage of young, hot, muscley twink guys flexing while stroking their own hairless chests. Following the deaths of several members of the team and a college administrator, the few surviving team members and one of their girlfriends hatch a plan to kill off the monster leeches. Which was harder for me to believe than them being attacked by rubber sausages on strings. If they keep making them. Henderson; you will see him in tight Speedo, or as shown here, in underwear with both hands tied.